Thursday, March 02, 2006

In Dumb Fuck News...

DETROIT - A 12-year-old visitor to the Detroit Institute of Arts stuck a wad of gum to a $1.5 million painting, leaving a stain the size of a quarter, officials say.
The boy was part of a school group from Holly that visited the museum on Friday, officials say. They say he took a piece of Wrigley's Extra Polar Ice gum out of his mouth and stuck it on Helen Frankenthaler's "The Bay," an abstract painting from 1963.
The museum acquired the work in 1965 and says it is worth about $1.5 million.
The gum stuck to the painting's lower left corner and did not adhere to the fiber of the canvas, officials told the Detroit Free Press. But it left a chemical residue about the size of a quarter, said Becky Hart, assistant curator of contemporary art.
The museum's conservation department is researching the chemicals in the gum to decide which solvent to use to clean it. The museum hopes to make the repair in two weeks and will keep "The Bay" on display in the meantime, she said.
"Our expectation is that the painting is going to be fine," Hart said.
Holly Academy director Julie Kildee said the boy had been suspended from the charter school and says his parents also have disciplined him.
"Even though we give very strict guidelines on proper behavior and we hold students to high standards, he is only 12 and I don't think he understood the ramifications of what he did before it happened, but he certainly understands the severity of it now," said Kildee.

"He did not understand the ramifications of his actions." What the hell? I knew what and what not to touch at five. At twelve, putting my hands where they didn't belong was an automatic ass whipping. Any other kids raised by black mothers in the house? She would have stretched that gum out into a belt and beat the shit out of me right there in the middle of the museum. How does your kid not get the "touch it and die" speech before s/he leaves the house? I only needed it once. To this day I don't touch things in public. I'll be fifty, looking over my shoulder to see if mother is watching. Shaking my head.


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