Friday, February 17, 2006

"Make It A Double"


As if the devastation caused in the Gulf Coast by last years plethora of hurricanes wasn't enough there is even more to come: the city won't be rebuilt in time to celebrate Mardi Gras. That hurts me. That's means there will be no new Girls Gone Wild tapes for me to watch, bored, at three in the morning. There will be nowhere to hold Spring Break. (I mean, of course, three thousand drunk white chicks are going to find a way to party regardless, but still, it sounds so much better when the guy says, "We're here in New Orleans, on Bourbon Street...")
Losing Bourbon Street was painful enough for me. I had always wanted to visit. So I'll have to rely on memories and stories of past visitors. I can't wait for the new and improved Street (cuz they BEST be puttin it back) so I can go get my Jim Beam on. (Big Easy folks, be forewarned, as soon as I am elected President, I will be renaming New Orleans the nation's capitol. They have drive through liquor stores. I repeat, they have drive through liquor stores.)
Speaking of which, I need to consult with my close personal friend and spiritual advisor, Johnnie, quite quickly. I have been dying to tell ya'll about what's going on in here with "The Boarder" as I've unnaffectionately named him. (The Brother Formerly Known As Flamingo). Everytime I log on, he's freaking standing over me like some goddamn accursed guardian angel. So I'll have to tip toe out here in the middle of the night and tell the whole morbid tale in sordid detail. I'm sure neither of those words belongs in that sentence, I just felt like adding them.
Before I go and have this chit chat with my new jumpoff, I have to tell all you ...Ain't Gold heads two things: 1) Look out for the finale, coming soon! and 2) I am making plans to adapt ...Ain't Gold into a full length novel. I will keep you posted.
Sidebar Question- sexybxnigga asked: Why you keep puttin them three dots before Ain't Gold? What is the point?
Sidebar Answer: ...Ain't Gold is the end of the popular phrase "all that glitters ain't gold." The story was originally titled All That Glitters. Upon logging on C2C one day a lil while ago, I saw that there was a published novel with the same title. Anyone who knows me knows how hard it is for me to do the same thing someone else is doing. (Yes, this is the person who spent twenty dollars on shades and threw them away when I saw a girl wearing the same pair. It is that serious.) Albeit this story was an idea long before she was a thought, I would hate to think both our stories are out there with the same names. Blech.

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